I so totally hate manatees. Seriously. Of course I’m against them being run over my motorboats… But I am also against just generally everything else about them. Anyways workin away. Away away. Stuff and nonsense.
I want a mudslide… and a hurricane. <3
Hahahaa…. For those who don’t get the Bride reference - your hint is classic horror! Hoping to see Silent Hill today. Hoping to get through one day without a disaster. I think I hope in vain!
Heeheeheeheehee…. The Bride! HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Yeah… Uh… Ok maybe I thought this would be funnier but it just… failed. But did I redo it? NO! Why? Well look how long it is!! OMG took the whole page I use for making these. Crap… Ok I still think it is funny but then I have a poor sense of humor. Sue me. So sorry Sophie… But that is all that came into my head when I see armadillo. :( Clearly I shall dedicate another, funnier, one to you! <3
I seriously love giant robot stories. Anytime you get to stomp around controlling a giant robot is pure genius to me. Now a giant PIRATE ROBOT… Clearly it is double genius. Imagine stomping around a city. I mean man… so much fun. One of my dream jobs was to play Godzilla and stomp cities and fight giant monsters. Ah well… It is good to dream.
My #1 aspiration is still to be a member of an entourage and be taken care of just cuz I hang out with some rich dude. Awesome.
Well and away we go again, after the death and resurrection of my computer - with all new clean soul! and none of my stuff! *sob* I am back to scanning… Of course I had to buy a new scanner but that is a sob story for another year. Maybe when I have been drinking… Well maybe not since when I drink I’m violent… INFECTED WITH RAAAGE!
Life plods on. Much love. You get two today. Lucky lucky you…. Maybe….
Anyways! The good news is I have a washer and dryer, expect a strip on that - I was wicked sick when I staggered out in a zombie like fashion to purchase them like a happy adult. And I am a happy adult. I know the joys of doing laundry whenever I want RIGHT IN MY APARTMENT. If you think this is lame clearly you do not live on your own and have to do your own laundry. So hah! I also love my new scanner though I lament it’s purchase. Oh - Nightwatch rocked my socks off, I LOVED it. The arty subtitles became a blur that mixed in with the actual movie and I forgot the were there. During a kind of gross part I told Lori - who went with me - I’d tell her when it was over so she could close her eyes and she said yeah but I have to read. I said… Oh yeah…. That’s how good they were!!! Went and saw the Zodiac Killer. Not so good. I would go so far as to say bad if not for the crazy dude who sat in front of us and made talky comments TO US all thru the movie in this sort of mumble. Maybe he was the Zodiac Killer…. I wouldn;t be too surprised.
Lesse what else…. Oh yeah… I hate Texas DOT I hate their registration and titling, I hate them all. Most unhelpful bullshite websites ever. EVER.
Ok so yeah. Batman. Screw Batman! There is no way he could have ever EVER beaten Captain America. Jerks!!! I’ll kill you all!! Dark Knight FEH!!! Gimmie Cap and his super soldierness any day of the week. And when he throws down on Bucky who’s gone all evil… Oh yeah… Big time smackdown.
And I am the biggest loser ever. But it does not make me cry!
OMG what was I thinking? I crazilly was hopped up on sugar and root beer and I made a post I will doubtless come to regret deep deep deep within my sad lazy soul. Well at least it means that I can be somewhat productive… Even if it burns my soul like the very flames of hell.
But anyways… It means at least 24 new strips are heading your way. Fun…. or not… Also - Austrian radio rocks!
Yeah so none of y’all would believe that one. Can you believe he wanted a MY LITTLE PONY?? Because it LOOKED LIKE HIM?? I can’t. It’s so damned glittery I am nothing but jealous. I mean just look at this thing!!
It’s so glittery and shiny that it offends the camera!! God! So yeah I had to spend $5 to keep that daft bastard happy and to make him stop me from being a blood fountain in Target. Seriously. Plus I haven’t bought a MLP since I was what… 14??? That was quite some time ago my friends. Back in my day *gets out rocker* ponies were a bit tubby and rounded, these new fangled ponies look like they have been aerobiczing with Olivia Newton John or something! They also do not come with ribbons, not that I spent so much time as a kid tying a ribbon on the tail of my ponies but hey, it is a nice option! I DO approve of the new wing design, I dunno how many of you out there who are still bothering to keep reading this remember but in the past the wings looked weird and mutant. Seriously. I do not kid about my gilded past.
Speaking of my gilded past, the greatest friend to my ponies were my G.I. JOEs who used them as war horses and were quite a fashionable calvery. Has anyone else seen the delicious Sigma 6 G.I. JOE line? Wow… What I wouldn’t give to just toss reality to the wind and buy one. Of course I want Snake Eyes. Who wouldn’t?? But they don’t have sexy plain Snake Eyes, oh no they have silly gay weirdo Snake Eyes and Snake Eyes in NINJA ARMOR. Ok dudes, ninja don’t wear armor, why?? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T BIG ON THE FRONTAL ASSAULT. Yeesh… They do have Tunnel Rat though and I confess I danced in place a little. He looks scrawny and a lot cooler than he used to. Now they just need to make a goddamned Dusty so I can lose my mind and be delighted literally to DEATH. He was my second crush ever, #1 for those of y’all not in the know was Wedge Antilles.
Anyways, The long and the short on my absence is I hadn’t sat down and printed up the sheets to draw stupid comics for y’all on. So now that I have I shall try to update more.
Curtis if you’re reading this eeeeeeeeeee-mail me or something. You are missed terribly. I am no longer in your loop and it depresses me. Ok maybe not DEPRESSES… But I am eaten alive with curiousity about what you are doing. For reals. How can I live vicariously through people if they never tell me what is going on. WELL??
Ok Ok… Lack of comics… I GOT IT. They are coming! I swear!! It’s just right now I lack internet as I have MOVED. Yes MOVED to TEXAS to work on video games. Hooray!! <3!! I shall now do art all day and enjoy myself. Ha ha!!
Work on my ^M^ comic proceeds apace, aka I got a WHOLE PAGE DONE… And I am just… Really happy… and I have had adventures which you will read all about in crap comic form soon.
Soon…
Be patient damn you!
Here I am at work. Not working. Piddling away time I shouldn’t just as a silent protest against the shittyness that is my job. So here is painful cuteness for you. It hurts me. It burns. It makes me feel like a chestburster is about to pop out of me. Ugh… DO YOU FEEL IT??
…so cute…. *stabs things*